bad_bob got suspended asked:


A man had a terrible golf problem, so he went for a lesson.
>
>Well, what should I do?”, asked the man.
>
>”Hold the club gently,” the pro replied, “just like you’d hold your
>wife’s breast.”
>
>Taking the advice, he took a swing, and POW!, he hit the ball 250
yards
>straight up the fairway. The ecstatic man went back home telling his
>wife the good news about his lesson, and, the wife couldn’t wait for
her
>lesson.
>
>The next day, the wife went for her lesson. The pro watched her swing
>and said, “No, no, no, you’re gripping the club way too hard.”
>
>”What can I do?” asked the wife.
>
>”Hold the club gently, just like you’d hold your husband’s penis.”
>
>The wife listened carefully to the pro’s advice, took a swing, and,
>THUMP!– the ball skipped down the fairway about 15 feet.
>
>”You know, that was a lot better than I expected,” the pro said.
>”Now,take the club out of your mouth, and, hold it in your hands..”

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5 Responses to “Golf Lesson?”

1. flutist101 on July 25th, 2009 3:48 am

   lol…that’s kinda…um…

2. Rafif on July 27th, 2009 12:09 am

   it is funny but kinda…….. what…. ok its funny

3. SR.REPUESTO on July 27th, 2009 5:53 pm

   Really funny!Rofl

4. let the music play on July 29th, 2009 3:36 am

   lol thats way to funny omg i love this joke 10/10 plus a star

5. ~truckgirl~ on August 2nd, 2009 12:40 pm

   LOL, that is how I hold golf clubs too!