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Is This Joke Funny?

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IMTHEMAN asked:


A man was taking golf lessons one day. He swung the driver and hit it 150 yards.
“What did I do wrong?” he asked.
“Hold the club gently”, said the pro.” like you hold your wife’s breasts.”
The man took the advice and hit it 275 yards. That night he told his wife about the lesson.
The next day she went out for a lesson, too. She swung her driver and hit the ball about 50 yards.
“No, no, you’re gripping it way too hard”, said the pro.
“Hold the club like you would your husband’s penis.”
The woman took the advice and swung the club. WHUMP, she hit it 15 feet.
The pro said: “Now, try taking the club out of your mouth and hold it in your hands…”

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    No Responses to “Is This Joke Funny?”

    1. theonyxserpent on February 4th, 2010 12:54 pm

      pretty funny, but not hysterical

    2. jazzylady85 on February 4th, 2010 10:05 pm

      lol….. good one

    3. Stormy F on February 9th, 2010 8:14 am

      A little bit, but not extremely hilarious.

    4. Jennifer H on February 10th, 2010 11:35 am

      6.5 out of 10.

    5. Sir Shaun on February 13th, 2010 6:15 pm

      The man for that one.

    6. Harley Lady on February 15th, 2010 6:08 pm

      It was funny, but I imagine if you golfed, it would be hilarious.

    7. katubabybug on February 18th, 2010 3:44 am

      no, not to me, but I bet a group of male golfers would love it…

    8. Jenny on February 18th, 2010 9:19 am

      I thought it was funny

    9. +balance- on February 20th, 2010 7:35 pm

      thats pretty good

    10. Bricky Local 9 PA on February 22nd, 2010 4:25 pm

      good one… 9/10

    11. Macdrizzae on February 26th, 2010 2:45 am

      HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! it got me laughing…

    12. padmanabhan s on February 28th, 2010 4:55 am

      Really funny. Should make every one sizzle.

    13. Jojo on March 1st, 2010 10:49 am

      (laughing) Totally funny (sniff) probably the most funniest joke ever.

    14. Evil C. AKA Vizual Pupil *SS* on March 2nd, 2010 7:21 am

      that was funny…wow…LOL

    15. eva m on March 2nd, 2010 7:49 am

      Its ok, its not that funny, didnt make me laugh out loud or anything, sorry

    16. Sexy Lady Toya on March 5th, 2010 10:20 am

      The same thinghahahaa.

    17. Kittie on March 7th, 2010 1:20 pm

      haha
      hahaha
      hahahahaha
      now thats a goood way to learn!