Jun
9
Random thoughts on golf?
Filed Under golf swing
Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle, followed by a good bottle of beer.�
Golfers who try to make everything perfect before�
taking the shot rarely make a perfect shot.�
The term ‘mulligan’ is really a contraction of the�
phrase ‘maul it again.’�
A ‘gimme’ can best be defined as an agreement�
between two golfers ..neither of whom can putt very well.�
An interesting thing about golf is that no matter how�
badly you play; it is always possible to get worse.�
Golf’s a hard game to figure. One day you’ll go out�
and slice it and shank it, hit into all the traps and miss�
every green. The next day you go out and for no�
reason at all you really stink.�
If your best shots are the practice swing and the�
‘gimme putt’, you might wish to reconsider this game.�
Golf is the only sport where the most feared opponent is you.�
Golf is like marriage: If you take yourself too�seriously
it won’t work, and both are expensive.�
These were sent to me in an email. I just found them interesting and thought I would share. I can relate to some of them, perhaps some of you can as well.
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The question those statements are good.
The last one vote me best answerim trying to reach level.
Good one, GBeck. Got any more?
seems like you discovered a couple of mark Twain’s observations on this Dumb game. you have your next history test Absolutely nailed . very well done. great great post. lot of work . great great job. all you need is mark Twain’s notes. better sports journalists than 99 percent. great post.
You just aced Philosophy of golf 101. Congrats
I can relate to all of them.
Is there a question anywhere here?
For there next spam attempt.